Funny SMS Messages - Text Messages
Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
I m getting married next month
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me
if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
Rules of Life
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday
i look at the moon
i look at the moon the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i... i rather look at the moon again
Partner
we've known.... each other for.... quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?