Flirt SMS Messages - Text Messages
Behind Your Bac
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back
Nice Ass!!!!!!!
Depend On
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
Time Pass
Why do U think I SMS u?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
Ways to Break Mirror
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Free Tomorrow?
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Boss
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...